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Galleoning 

The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.

This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
Jim: "Hey Randy, you know what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?"

Randy: "Don't tell me, galleoning?"
Galleoning by SirReginald January 14, 2011

Gangplank Galleon 

Guy 1: I played Gangplank Galleon while fuckin my bitch
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is
Gangplank Galleon by Sudsymemes December 31, 2018

Gallegos 

family of Hispanic decent,

very kind and giving ,always there for the people they are close to
some of them are not very bright others are the complete opposite,

all very talented

usually religious
the Gallegos are so sweet! i love them
Gallegos by polka dots25 June 19, 2011
People from Galicia, Spain. Also the language spoken by the population (a combination of Spanish, Celtic, and Portuguese.)

Often the butt of Jokes

Spaniards in South/Central American & Caribbean countries are often called Gallegos.

Fidel Castro is of Gallego descent.
Hey Gallego, pass me a soda?
gallego by KikiR April 9, 2009

Gallegos 

Snobby, good looking, brown people who have a right to act snobby. Usually better than everyone around them at usually everything they do. The target of jealousy.
I wish I was a Gallegos!
Gallegos by Gg. March 29, 2008

Gallegos Effect

The Gallegos Effect is a well-observed phenomenon that occurs when you are a fat ginger who plays hockey and are neglected by your parents. This occurrence has the result of one becoming a piece of shit who sexually abuses women and being hated by everyone around you, but are somehow not expelled.
"Fuck Aidan, he's such a prime example of the Gallegos effect."
Gallegos Effect by CulturalMarxist December 17, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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