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Galleoning 

The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.

This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
Jim: "Hey Randy, you know what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?"

Randy: "Don't tell me, galleoning?"
Galleoning by SirReginald January 14, 2011

Gangplank Galleon 

Guy 1: I played Gangplank Galleon while fuckin my bitch
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is
Gangplank Galleon by Sudsymemes December 31, 2018

Gallegos 

family of Hispanic decent,

very kind and giving ,always there for the people they are close to
some of them are not very bright others are the complete opposite,

all very talented

usually religious
the Gallegos are so sweet! i love them
Gallegos by polka dots25 June 19, 2011
People from Galicia, Spain. Also the language spoken by the population (a combination of Spanish, Celtic, and Portuguese.)

Often the butt of Jokes

Spaniards in South/Central American & Caribbean countries are often called Gallegos.

Fidel Castro is of Gallego descent.
Hey Gallego, pass me a soda?
gallego by KikiR April 9, 2009

Gallegos 

Snobby, good looking, brown people who have a right to act snobby. Usually better than everyone around them at usually everything they do. The target of jealousy.
I wish I was a Gallegos!
Gallegos by Gg. March 29, 2008

Gallegos Effect

The Gallegos Effect is a well-observed phenomenon that occurs when you are a fat ginger who plays hockey and are neglected by your parents. This occurrence has the result of one becoming a piece of shit who sexually abuses women and being hated by everyone around you, but are somehow not expelled.
"Fuck Aidan, he's such a prime example of the Gallegos effect."
Gallegos Effect by CulturalMarxist December 17, 2021