gakk

Unidentified substance, especially located on something that should be clean and pristine.

The car was washed and waxed, but I found some remaining gakk on the hood afterword.

by slimon simon April 17, 2006

gakk

A sharded crystal like substance that ma fucka's been known to smoke.Gakk

That sketchy ma fuckin' dizznan done fuct up again and got attacked by the gakk.

by crizznazy ma fucka January 8, 2005

Gakk

The sweaty, often cheesy and displeasing odor/taste that arises from the undercarriage of one's nutsack that is a collection of ball cheese and ass stink. may cause girlfriends to gag or be completely disgusted.

After a long day of hanging out and not showering, his Gakk was appalling when his girl wanted to go down on him

by KillForCash December 18, 2010

Gakk

Gakk is the definition of talking to your phone to text, sending the message only to realize it makes no sense at all. Then you have to retype your corrected message over again by hand, explaining it was talk to text and it didn’t send the right message.

“Gakk, I’m sorry, i was using talk to text, that’s not what I was trying o say at all, *……”

by TopherAdam June 28, 2021

Gakk

1. Being really really absurdly high

2. To masturbate with a device of some sort

1. Did you see Lars? That dude was fuckin' gakked!

2. The monkey spent all day gakking that frog

by Sketti666 May 18, 2022

Gakking

Gakking is the act of getting laid out in a druggy haze. Typically from opioids, tranquilizers, or benzos.

You can Gak, get Gakked, Gak Out... but in any case, you are Gakking.

No, I wasn't sleeping, I was just gakking on some Xanax

by Jacaranda March 26, 2020

Gakker

A chronic male masturbator. Busts the gak all day long watching porn. Keeps a gak towel by the computer.

My uncle is a gakker. Doesn’t work. His wife is about to leave him.

It took me seven years to graduate college cause I was such a gakker.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019