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(guh-HAY-guhn) -ned, -ning
-verb
1. (get) gahaganned: to lose a contest of skill with components of luck due to a highly improbable event (< 5%) sought by your opponent as his/her only meens of victory.
2. (more general) to be demoralized in any way.
3. (with inannimate objects) to render worthless by complete and utter destruction.
-noun
4. a gahaganning: a defeat or desctruction by improbable event as described above.
Holy shit you got gahaganned on that par five, he couldn't even see the hole. I can't believe he would intentionnally play the ball off a tree. But to sink it? Wow.

Dallas received a thorough gahagganing by Memphis the other day when Atkins sank back to back threes from past half court with only seconds left to play.

Dude, you gahaganned my phone! I meen, backing over it is one thing, but sticking it in the microwave? I think you have a mental illness of some kind.
gahagan by William H Blake January 27, 2007
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Galagangster 

An arcade finger jock who can spend up to an hour, if not more, wasting sperm and oxygen by solely devoting all of his time and energy into mastering the game Galaga. Guarenteed to at least get to level 50 watching them shoot their own fighter is always funny as hell.
"I've been waiting in line forever behind this fucking galagangster."
Galagangster by El Zacko August 5, 2007

Gaagandu People 

The coolest group of people you ever had the privilege to meet.
Person 1: "Hey you heard of the Gaagandu people?"
Person 2: "Yea I've heard those guys are fucking awesome"
Person 1:*sigh*"I wish i was one of them"
Gaagandu People by Mankinddd March 9, 2010

gahagafagus

cool word to randomly inject into any sentence
"So how ar GAHAGAFAGUS." "Huh?"

gahagafagah 

Stated on South Park as a Made-up Jewish word. Mean's really disgusting.
God, your mom's food looks gahagafagah.
gahagafagah by Perkel March 21, 2005
A low-brow knuckle dragging manual labor type with an uncanny ability to fix things and always have the right tool.
That guy your sister is dating is a real Gahagen, but at least he will be able to fix her lawnmower.
Gahagen by PianoJammer March 6, 2015
An insult. Basically means you are calling someone an idiot.
"gahagag"
"Hey don't call me that"
Gahagag by agahagag February 27, 2018