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(guh-HAY-guhn) -ned, -ning
-verb
1. (get) gahaganned: to lose a contest of skill with components of luck due to a highly improbable event (< 5%) sought by your opponent as his/her only meens of victory.
2. (more general) to be demoralized in any way.
3. (with inannimate objects) to render worthless by complete and utter destruction.
-noun
4. a gahaganning: a defeat or desctruction by improbable event as described above.
Holy shit you got gahaganned on that par five, he couldn't even see the hole. I can't believe he would intentionnally play the ball off a tree. But to sink it? Wow.

Dallas received a thorough gahagganing by Memphis the other day when Atkins sank back to back threes from past half court with only seconds left to play.

Dude, you gahaganned my phone! I meen, backing over it is one thing, but sticking it in the microwave? I think you have a mental illness of some kind.
gahagan by William H Blake January 27, 2007
Words you can keep

Galagangster 

An arcade finger jock who can spend up to an hour, if not more, wasting sperm and oxygen by solely devoting all of his time and energy into mastering the game Galaga. Guarenteed to at least get to level 50 watching them shoot their own fighter is always funny as hell.
"I've been waiting in line forever behind this fucking galagangster."
Galagangster by El Zacko August 5, 2007

Gaagandu People 

The coolest group of people you ever had the privilege to meet.
Person 1: "Hey you heard of the Gaagandu people?"
Person 2: "Yea I've heard those guys are fucking awesome"
Person 1:*sigh*"I wish i was one of them"
Gaagandu People by Mankinddd March 9, 2010

gahagafagus

cool word to randomly inject into any sentence
"So how ar GAHAGAFAGUS." "Huh?"

gahagafagah 

Stated on South Park as a Made-up Jewish word. Mean's really disgusting.
God, your mom's food looks gahagafagah.
gahagafagah by Perkel March 21, 2005
A low-brow knuckle dragging manual labor type with an uncanny ability to fix things and always have the right tool.
That guy your sister is dating is a real Gahagen, but at least he will be able to fix her lawnmower.
Gahagen by PianoJammer March 6, 2015
An insult. Basically means you are calling someone an idiot.
"gahagag"
"Hey don't call me that"
Gahagag by agahagag February 27, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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