Gahagen 

A low-brow knuckle dragging manual labor type with an uncanny ability to fix things and always have the right tool.

That guy your sister is dating is a real Gahagen, but at least he will be able to fix her lawnmower.

Gahagen by PianoJammer March 6, 2015

garagenous zone 

The region in which the signal of a garage door opener will activate its corresponding garage door.

I have to pass my neighbor's house before I'm in my garagenous zone.

garagenous zone by Knief January 31, 2008

Garagenesia 

A partial or total loss of memory, resulting from intoxication or altered state achieved while partying in the garage or a garage-like environment. Shock, psychological disturbance, brain injury, or praying at the porcelain alter may follow.

WTF, I don't remember a garage, a cake, turning 37, blah, blah, blah! No seriously guys...I think I'm suffering garagenesia.

Man, that was an awesome party in the garage last night; did anyone get donkey punched? I don't remember what happened, I'm suffering some serious Garagenesia...

Garagenesia by DanTroySteveDaveAijaTracyMoViv March 6, 2010

garagenous zone 

The region in which the signal of a garage door opener will activate its corresponding garage door.

I have to pass my neighbor's house before I'm in my garagenous zone.

garagenous zone by Knief January 31, 2008

gahagan 

(guh-HAY-guhn) -ned, -ning
-verb
1. (get) gahaganned: to lose a contest of skill with components of luck due to a highly improbable event (< 5%) sought by your opponent as his/her only meens of victory.
2. (more general) to be demoralized in any way.
3. (with inannimate objects) to render worthless by complete and utter destruction.
-noun
4. a gahaganning: a defeat or desctruction by improbable event as described above.

Holy shit you got gahaganned on that par five, he couldn't even see the hole. I can't believe he would intentionnally play the ball off a tree. But to sink it? Wow.

Dallas received a thorough gahagganing by Memphis the other day when Atkins sank back to back threes from past half court with only seconds left to play.

Dude, you gahaganned my phone! I meen, backing over it is one thing, but sticking it in the microwave? I think you have a mental illness of some kind.

gahagan by William H Blake January 27, 2007

garagenous zone 

A pleasure point for a man that normally is located in or around a garage, where he can collect, admire, maintain, and store man toys and power tools, and keep his favorite cold beverage.

My garagenous zone has been enlarged by a new jet ski. Honey, I'll be in the garagenous zone! Get me another brewski from the garagenous zone.

garagenous zone by Curtis Rock May 28, 2008