A guy that makes you gag with his cheesy old-school pick up lines. Typically wears heals to increase his height by a few inches or so to get a better look at girls breasts. Tends to love whisky and cigarettes. Also, will most likely pour his heart out to you while intoxicated. Probably loves maroon five or the packers or some other stupid shit. But probably the nicest guy you will EVER meet.
by kelly&ang February 16, 2014