Gaddle
a very, intense, gay person
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gadder gary
gadder gary by Jackson Dietz May 24, 2020
Gandle
A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.
This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.
The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.
Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.
The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.
Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"
Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Gandle by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006
gwaddle
gwaddle by Gwaddle Gwaddle August 3, 2007
guddle
To insert one's finger(s) into a woman's vagina to pleasure her digitally, while simultaneously having penile-vaginal intercourse with her. (From the Scottish term used to describe the catching of a fish with one's hands by tickling it on its underbelly before snatching it out of the water.)
As used in Diana Gabaldon's novel, _An Echo in the Bone_: "He pulled out the finger (from her anus) and guddled her, light and quick, all along the slick deep parts, feeling his own cock under his fingers, big and slippery, stretching her..."
guddle by I.R. Litterid December 21, 2013
Gadde ki Gand
Gadde ki Gand by POP.05 December 12, 2019
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