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u just play fortnite so much u become a major virgin, a big enough one that u give up on going for girls, and settle down with going for guys as they are the only ones who will not sell or leave you on read
Friend 1: hey I just played so much Fort, I think I have a crush on my duo partner

Friend 2: u mean Jeff?

Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis
Gayitis by Bishop from Juice November 18, 2019

Gabbyosis 

When you get scoliosis from looking at Gabby's scoliosis
OH FUCK MAN GABBY GAVE ME GABBYOSIS AGAIN!
Gabbyosis by Fuckwatsonjr December 5, 2017

gayitism 

Literally me! It means to be above beyond gay!
Wow! I am so gayitism! owo
gayitism by HAHA NO March 13, 2019

Gabytitis 

A chronic disease where a person randomly drops objects just because.
At a Debate Tournament

Debater 1: My high heels are too uncomfortable to wear. Let me take them off and carry them everywhere. "Proceeds to drop them just because."

Debater 2: Wow. Seems like you have a case of Gabytitis.
Gabytitis by Clifftaff January 31, 2020
Greek God from the underworld who is sexy tamer of dragons loves the Hebrew goddess shaina
gabbitas by $$ Jane Dough $$ September 25, 2020
Gayitis is someone that is good looking. They’re either gay, or at least has gay features (high pitched voice, hangs with gays but is straight).

If the looks are appealing to women, gay men, and straight men who don’t want to be gay (pretty much everyone ); That means that they have Gayitis

How to stop, or avoid Gayitis. Spread rumors that harms the infector. So that people can hate the infector as a person.

Stay around people that fit your preferences. If you like someone who has Gayitis, you’re just Gay.
Another, but inefficient way is to avoid talking to the infector.

Another use for Gayitis is to insult someone as a joke.

Try using the first definition like “Wow he ACTUALLY has Gayitis” so not to confuse the 2 definitions.
“Wow that guy looks so good, I’m not gay but damn”

“He looks good, but I don’t swing that way”

“Damn everyone thinks he looks good, I agree but I’m not gay”

“Last one to there has Gayitis!”

“If you don’t do it, you have Gayitis”
Gayitis by Migleadon March 26, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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