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gwumpalump 

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
gwumpalump by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017
Related Words
GWUIP Gwip Guiplayer Gwump Gwup Guip Guipano guipe guipepsi guipetto
A nickname to a person that chases the money/gwuap and goes after the bag no matter what !
"Ayo that nigga jay always after the money!
we should call that nigga Gwuapo “

"My nigga Gwuapo getting that Gwuap like always “
Gwuapo by Street codes April 9, 2020
Ladies get that gwuap to.
gwuap by Tiquana March 4, 2008

Guiplayer 

Nice guy to play video games with as long as you are not pissing him off. Likes to play minecraft, sea of thieves, forza 5… :)
Guiplayer: how u doing
Random guy: fuck you
Guiplayer: D̵̠̰͋i̵͖̅͒e ͖͆̒ D̵̠̰͋i̵͖̅͒e ͖͆̒ D̵̠̰͋i̵͖̅͒e ͖͆̒
Random guy: ok… B̴͖̓a̴̡̮̩̾͐̓h ̥͖͗a ̌ͅḧ̴͖̙̰́̓̽a ̳̥̞͂͐h ̪͚͍͌a ̜̹̙͝h̴͜͝a̵̲̒̾̓h ̠̞̌a̴̖̟̐̇h ̦̖̺͋̉ǎ̶̧͗͠ḫ̵̡͈̀d̶̬̽͐ẖ̵̬̈́́f ̢͗̊̃h ͖͘h̴̹̿̆͑f ̰͓͝u̴̡͓͒̿͂ḏ̵̋̀s ͊͜u ͓͐̀u ̘̫̠̾̆s̵͖̟̑̔̐x ̩͊͛ẖ̶̨̇͋ḍ̵̡͈̀̚j̴͚̘̈͠d ̬̭̎͋d̴̍̀̓͜ͅj ̯̌̾c ͔͗

Gwupple Gwomp 

My girlfriend is a gwupple gwomp.
Gwupple Gwomp by veryytired March 26, 2020
A cutesy nickname instead of using the traditional word baby. Essentially, it implies being cute, sexy, or beautiful.
I love my guipe!
I love you my guipe!
I wanna see my guipey!
guipe by Gainzington March 9, 2017