GUMPTA Share definition Flag A word for an ugly guy who’s girlfriend is extremely good looking. Wow look at that Gumpta. Why is she with such a Gumpta. How the hell did he get her, he’s such a Gumpta. GUMPTA by SATANS666CHILD September 13, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the GUMPTA mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch