Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorantlife decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.
An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au
I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"
A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.
A contraction of the words gimp and tard. A gimp is typically a male BDSM rubber/leather slave. specifically, refers to slave in full-body suit – eg, rubber leather enclosure suits, and (this is the important thing) a full head mask. Thus making him a non-person or it(object). A tard is person who though has common sense lacks or choose not to use it. Thus a gimptard is a male submissive who does not deserve to be respected and should be treated as such.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!