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grumptard 

Channa says Peter is a grumptard all the time
grumptard by PitaBread January 20, 2008
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Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.
Quit acting like such a gumtard.

You're a Gumtard! You can't eat chips!
Gumtard by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019
An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au
I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"
Gumtard by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018
A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.
-"Hey, are you promoting gambling to kids?"
+"Hell no! I'm not a gumtard"
Gumtard by AverageUser12 January 8, 2019

gimptard 

the offspring of a gimp and a retard. the best minority there is, itll get you into any college.
Yea, my mom is a gimp, and my fathers a fucken retard. so that makes me a gimptard. now gimmie ur finest meats and cheeses, a gi gi
gimptard by JPnofx9019 February 1, 2003

Gimptard 

A contraction of the words gimp and tard. A gimp is typically a male BDSM rubber/leather slave. specifically, refers to slave in full-body suit – eg, rubber leather enclosure suits, and (this is the important thing) a full head mask. Thus making him a non-person or it(object). A tard is person who though has common sense lacks or choose not to use it. Thus a gimptard is a male submissive who does not deserve to be respected and should be treated as such.
I swear Shaun is such a gimptard.
Gimptard by losergimptard April 18, 2016
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