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Get The Fuck Off My Phone Used when you say some dumb shit
Dude: "I ate a girl on her period."
Literally any sane person: "GTFOMP"
GTFOMP by Shm0ker August 15, 2021
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GTFOMP!
gtfomp by HurcuPLEASE February 20, 2011
Related Words
gtfomp • gtfomf • GTFOM • GTFOMD • gtfomc • GTFOMH • gtfoml • GTFOMT • gtfomw • gtfimp
Get The Fuck Outta My Head

When trying to get over somebody, you discover your mind repeatedly takes you back to them, so you'll probably find yourself screaming/grunting 'GTFOMH!'.
girl#1 - Heyy! Movie started yet?
girl#2 - You're just in time.
girl#1 - Did you say Justin time?
girl#2 - Ugh, don't do this.
girl#1 - Shittt, I know, Get the fuck out of my head!!!

GTFOMH
GTFOMH by glammaniac March 23, 2009
1) GTFOML; an acronym for "get the fuck off my lawn!" This saying originated by retired grandparents who were tired of having the neighborhood hoodlums tramble around their carefully tended lawns. It's now widely used by nerds everywhere who want to tell other people to get away.

2) GTFOML; an acronym for "get the fuck outta my life" which is commonly used by angsty teenagers who are sick of people (friends, family, teachers, police) bringing them down with rules and morals. People use it when they want to tell someone to leave them alone and exit out of their life.
Person A: Wow, you're ugly.
Person B: GTFOML.

Person A: Hey, can you pass the salt, please?
Person B: GTFMOL.
gtfoml by Pirate King July 14, 2005
1) get the fuck off my dick

or depending on who talking to

2)get the fuck on my dick
1)dude seriously hop off my jock, GTFOMD.

2)hey girl, wana come over and GTFOMD.
GTFOMD by dirtydannotreally June 22, 2009
Jerry: heyy how are yo-
Me: gtfomf
Gtfomf by Thebaddiestbitchaliveeeee October 29, 2020
Get The Fuck Outta My Way

Variants include "GTFOMMFW", "GTFO", "GTFA", and so on...
"GTFOMW STEVE!!!" Said the man with the pizza
gtfomw by Shawnty December 9, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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