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guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap
Bro don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual
guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

graysexual 

Written also: greysexual

adj: sometimes having sexual attraction and/or feelings, but usually not. generally asexual but perhaps capable of sexual desire under certain conditions, eg love or romance.

noun: person who identifies as graysexual

Whereas sexual orientation exists along a continuum of heterosexual, bisexual and homosexual, sex drive also exists along a continuum. Some people (highly sexual) desire to have sex with anyone they can; some people (strictly asexual) have no sexual desires; graysexuals are predominantly asexual but capable of manifesting sexual desires under specific circumstances. This is not to be confused with an asexual that is satisfying a partner's sexual desires despite lacking sexual desire of their own.
"Look at all of these hot chicks!"
"Eh."
"Dude, are you gay?"
"Nah, I'm graysexual. I can see that there are plenty of hot chicks here, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with any of them."
graysexual by the_smasher November 29, 2009

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap
Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual
guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020
Gsexual describes someone who is sexually attracted to guacamole
This gsexual ass nigga got nothing but alvacados on his mind
gsexual by Akube18 June 20, 2019
A person typically a man in their twenties or thirties who is so in love with themselves that they would prefer to have sex with gym mirrors.
Chad is such a gymsexual
Gymsexual by Bigboi246 October 22, 2019

Gagasexual 

A sexual orientation in which sexual arousal can only be achieved in the presence of Lady Gaga.
This includes being near Lady Gaga, pictures, video, music, thoughts, etc.

Either a male, female, or hermie can be Gagasexual.

Because Lady Gaga is a female, male Gagasexuals may be considered straight but most preferred to just be known as Gagasexual.
Person 1: Hey are you gay, bi, or straight?
Person 2: O I'm Gagasexual...Only Lady Gaga can turn me on.
Gagasexual by Fame Monster March 8, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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