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An stupid individual with charistmatic characteristics.
He's a goof and a gaf, a goofgaf!-H3H3
goofgaf by Mdcmdc1 March 30, 2017
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GOTFG • gotfrag • gtfg • GOTG • golfgasm • GOTFC • Gotog • goffg goig • Gomfg • goofgaf
Going Off The Grid: For use at the end of a texting thread or IM chat to let the other party know you can't chat/text anymore and will be unavailable by computer or phone.
Time for bed dude. I'm GOTG. TTYL.
GOTG by Lemmingpie August 29, 2011
Goblet of mother fucking goodness.

The biggest beer you have ever seen. A beer so big that God himself can't finish.
Heather lets for to the bar and get an Gomfg .

That beer is huge, is it a Gomfg?
Gomfg by Deejayk112 January 17, 2016
Yo u tryna gotg???
Gotg by Kbrezzy March 16, 2021
when your friend mistypes goth and u think gotg is something and you look it up but it's nothing so it's just a mistype
you are not gotg. i meant goth.
In halo when Bungie pulls sum bullshit. "Well igotfuh"
gotfuh by Gutfuh Productions December 25, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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