gymtard

noun. a person with a particularly low IQ that tends to frequent the gym on a daily basis; they're all brawn and no brains.

"Look at the size of the arms on this gymtard!"

gymtard by Christopher Hall May 14, 2008

gymtard

One who finds themselves disoriented and confused at the gym (no matter how many times they've worked with trainers), walks around aimlessly, baffled by the equipment.

I know I'm supposed to do something with those weights but I'm such a gymtard.

Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.

gymtard by SKM July 28, 2012

gimtard 

A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.

"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"

gimtard by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006

Gumtard 

Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.

Quit acting like such a gumtard.

You're a Gumtard! You can't eat chips!

Gumtard by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019

Gumtard 

An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au

I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"

Gumtard by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018

Gumtard 

A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.

-"Hey, are you promoting gambling to kids?"
+"Hell no! I'm not a gumtard"

Gumtard by AverageUser12 January 8, 2019

gymatard

A gymatard is the name of a person who executes superior gymnastic skills in the form of cartwheeling over cement blocks at skate parks across the country.

They are also known for rolling around in the grass looking like they have a disorder of some kind.

Rachelle: Who is that guy doing crazy tricks in that skate park over there ?

James: Oh, that's Keaton.

Rachelle: What is he doing exactly ?

James: He's practicing gymatard.

Rachelle: Wow, he's amazing!!

gymatard by shell553 April 22, 2010