noun. a person with a particularly low IQ that tends to frequent the gym on a daily basis; they're all brawn and no brains.
by Christopher Hall May 14, 2008
Get the gymtard mug.One who finds themselves disoriented and confused at the gym (no matter how many times they've worked with trainers), walks around aimlessly, baffled by the equipment.
I know I'm supposed to do something with those weights but I'm such a gymtard.
Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.
Mary came out of her pilates class with the intention of continuing her workout, but she looked around, not knowing where to begin and felt like such a gymtard that she fled to the juicebar.
by SKM July 28, 2012
Get the gymtard mug.A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.
by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006
Get the gimtard mug.Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.
by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019
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I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"
by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018
Get the Gumtard mug.A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.
by AverageUser12 January 8, 2019
Get the Gumtard mug.A gymatard is the name of a person who executes superior gymnastic skills in the form of cartwheeling over cement blocks at skate parks across the country.
They are also known for rolling around in the grass looking like they have a disorder of some kind.
They are also known for rolling around in the grass looking like they have a disorder of some kind.
Rachelle: Who is that guy doing crazy tricks in that skate park over there ?
James: Oh, that's Keaton.
Rachelle: What is he doing exactly ?
James: He's practicing gymatard.
Rachelle: Wow, he's amazing!!
James: Oh, that's Keaton.
Rachelle: What is he doing exactly ?
James: He's practicing gymatard.
Rachelle: Wow, he's amazing!!
by shell553 April 22, 2010
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