glockma 

Another word for fuck or shit.

Ahh glockma

glockma by Jaud November 26, 2024

glocktavious

A degenerate male of African American descent. Usually under 40. Lacks education, employment and sexual discipline. Is usually apart of gang violence or residential crimes. Terrorizes every community that he resides in; especially the women and children.

We could create a safe community if we keep the glocktavious’s away.

glocktavious by Truthbetold2023 November 23, 2022

Glocktard 

An individual who is utterly convinced that Glocks are the end-all-be-all of pistols. Will go on endlessly about how great Glock is, despite the fact that Glocks are cheaply-made, have terrible ergonomics, and will break and wear out much faster than they want to believe. Will turn into a complete asshole when presented with evidence that a 1911, SiG, H&K, Cz, or other weapon outperforms a Glock in any possible way. Very frequently found among (but not limited to) cops who never shot a pistol before being issued a Glock and have never or rarely shot anything else. Tend to get very embarrassed when they try out a non-Glock pistol and find that it's easier, more accurate, and more comfortable to shoot, and thus will often refuse to shoot something else when offered the chance.

Note: owning a Glock or liking Glocks does not make one a glocktard. To qualify as a glocktard, they must be downright GAY for black Tupperware guns and insistent that anybody who's not like them is a moron. Compare with SiGsucker, HKfag. Contrast with 1911 nut.

Guy 1: "That asshole won't shut up about his gay little Glock."
Guy 2: "I know. His shot groups are all over the place with that thing. I just kicked his ass with my 1911 at 25 yards, but he says my gun's a piece of shit."
Guy 1: "I outshot him with my XD, too, and he says we're retards and he's an expert."
Guy 2: "God, I fucking hate glocktard a!"

Glocktard by yt45 November 14, 2014

Glocknade 

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.

I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.

Glocknade by Rampant October 25, 2012

glockjaw 

When your jaw is broken from being pistol-whipped.

Mark has glockjaw; he got jumped outside the club yesterday by a bunch of handgun-toting gangbangers. Poor guy.

glockjaw by sketchymcdivey August 17, 2012

Bill Gluckman

Senator who is down with the bitches and hoes. Derived from the feature film "Malibu's Most Wanted". Originally portrayed by Ryan O'Neil

Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office!
Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes!

Bill Gluckman by Patrick Duggan April 21, 2007

Glocka/ Glock 

When something bad, weird, or awkward happens

Used as a descriptive word

Best used in awkward situations

“*guy drops his food & acts like nothing happened * Glocka relatable”

“*Street on GPS says ‘Weed Street’ you and your best friend look at each other* Glocka/ Glock”

Glocka/ Glock by Alexa and Mary August 10, 2017