GLOAMF 

Gold Leggings On A Motel Floor. A night of booty shaking which inevitably ends with gold leggings on a motel floor. The kind of night everyone wishes they had.

Last night was GLOAMF, it was totally amazing!

GLOAMF by joebell801 April 29, 2010

Glamfohds 

A term describing a guy getting so drunk that they hook up with a lamp

Guy 1: "Dude. You totally glamfohdsed last night"
Guy 2: "I hope it isn't pregnant"

Glamfohds by Bebcaherfd January 18, 2011

Gloam 

Time during 5 and 7 pm.

"we're hanging out during the gloam"

Gloam by kayteeface October 5, 2007

Gloaf 

Slang term used to denote farmers and hillbillies. A gloaf is described as being a moronic, idiotic, impulsive, repulsive, dimwitted, clumsy oaf of a farmer. A gloaf usually smells of manure or body odour, or a mix of the two. Typically, most gloafs are ignorant and opinionated. See also, bigot

What is that horrible stench? Oh it's just that stupid gloaf standing over there picking his nose.

Gloaf by Buttercup123 November 11, 2008

Gloaf 

Short for "GLad its Only A Fart". The fart one gives when he/she is gassy, bloated, prairie dogging and/or and stuck in any situation preventing them from using a bathroom. To release pressure one must take the chance of slightly (but carefully) relaxing the sphincter muscles in hopes that what comes out is ONLY a fart.

Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF

See: muddbutt

So we were at the Company Employee Picnic and after eating my boss's wife's meatloaf.... I Gloafed when he was talking about my upcoming raise. How embarrassing!

Gloaf by r0adbeast August 31, 2013

Gloaming 

A word used, mainly in the musical Brigadoon, to mean twilight or dusk.

"The mist of May is in the gloaming
And all the clouds are holdin' still
So take me hand and let's go roamin'
through the heather on the hill."
--- "Heather on the Hill" from Brigadoon

Gloaming by Cricket Brody August 7, 2008

GLBAMF 

Good Looking Bad Ass Mother Fuckers

Originated to describe the TVT Class of 09, because there was no word that could possibly describe their overall amazingness
but can be used generally

USED TO DESCRIBE GOOD LOOKING BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS

next time you stare at the seniors of 09 you should comment about how they are GLBAMFS

GLBAMF by HFSJAKFJASKLFJKAL May 6, 2008