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Get Here 

1. The act of saying "get here" represents your commanding authority over to whomever you say it to.
2. The hand gesture of grabbing there face and gesturing it towards your crotch and saying get here
3. Various methods of getting here can be created. Ex. Face to Crotch, Crotch to Face, Face to Butt, Crotch to Butt, etc.
Dwight: I just got a 99 on my chemistry exam.
Michael: I got a 64
Dwight: Oh, well you can get here.

Bill: Hey, Timmy, you are real ugly.
Timmy: Oh really, get here.
Get Here by AlreadyHere March 22, 2010
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how did we get here

You: “how did we get here?”
Me: “dO YoU HaVe 90 MiNuTeS?”

how did we get here

guy:how did we get here

me:DO YOU HAVE 90 MINS
how did we get here by 90 mins February 6, 2020

How did we get here? 

Do you have 90 minutes?!
Then come on down to the Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here tour.
*Wakes up in field*

“How did we get here?”
“DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES”

How did we get here

a secret minecrafter gamer epic achievement also, DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES?
me:how did we get here
mah boi: DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES
How did we get here by Lorider22 January 29, 2020

Before Ze Germans Get here 

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.
Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

How did we get here? 

Advancement made! : How did we get here?
have every effect on at once
Username has made the advancement How did we get here?
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