Geeshed

Geeshed means when you are so faded to the point where you have no idea what’s happening

Broooo brooo I’m so geeshed right now I can’t move

by MyBoyBobby July 12, 2019

geeched

To be high on marijuana.

"You look geeched! Are your eyes even open?"

by Teeny5990 August 13, 2007

grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"

Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.

by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010

Galloping geeshes

A word used to express anger and/or suprise.

"I stole your cell phone and used all the minutes!"
"WHAT?? Ugh, galloping geeshes."

"Bob's throwing you a surprise party tomorrow."
"Really? Galloping geeshes!"

by Sabreezy June 3, 2009

geesed

Used by urban youth to perpetuate the shame of a peer who has just been made fun of. I observe it often in my classroom in Oakland, CA.

Damn dogg, he geesed on you! or
OHHHH! You got geesed!

by Mr. Kersh-Oliva November 5, 2004

geesed

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.

"Oooo Nick Chun got geesed on when his grandmother queefed in his face!"
"Ahhh ferr-gaht to dooo mah dey-teyen-tion too-daaaaaaaaah...geesed!"
"You totaled your truck on the freeway, really tho? Damn you got geesed on."
"No offense, but Nagasaki got majorly geesed on by a nuke in WWII..."

by Geeser March 20, 2005

Greshed

To make a mistake so severe that it renders all chances of correcting said mistake virtually impossible.

Man, this project is all Greshed up. I'm going to have to start all over again!

by GreshedBoy August 25, 2005