A heartless, automative
beast developed by the Guardian Units of Nations, or G.U.N., military branch. It is commonly found recklessly wreaking ungodly havok upon the sloped streets of San Francisco. It careens through the streets going on a relentless killing spree, destroying millions in public property in the process. It is three-stories-tall, two-lanes-wide, and is capable of making impossible 90 degree turns at inconceivable speeds.
It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but
unrelated, hedgehog at the time.
The G.U.N.
Truck would eventually
crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same
truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with
fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.
Guy 1: "My car! Oh my god, what the
HELL happened to my car?!"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N.
Truck came by and thrashed it."
Guy 1: "Why the
hell would it do that?"
Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."
Guy 1:"..."