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The act of drinking a large amount of alcohol, and gobbling like a turkey.
Jim drank a whole bottle of Dack Janiels and gobbled loudly and waddled around like a turkey for well over ten minutes. Then soon after, a police officer tasered him, cuffed him, and took him into custody. He's going to do six months community service for his G.U.I. That poor bastard.
G.U.I. by CHEEZITJEzUS August 28, 2013
Generosity Under the Influence

When one gives away more than they usually would because of excessive drinking or the like
"My wife gave me a G.U.I. after I donated WAY too much money at that charity dinner last night. I don't even remember being there."
G.U.I. by DarvidBerring December 3, 2009
he has a very cool G.U.I.
G.U.I. by Popp Hunna June 9, 2021

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

g-u-n-i-t 

G:ghetto
U:united
N:niggers
I:in
T:the hood
Damn these g-units be hatin on me! SHIIT!
g-u-n-i-t by Will Patrovic May 13, 2005

T.U.G.I.E.S. 

An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.
(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)
T.U.G.I.E.S. by Domonic October 15, 2007