a superhero who's power is to make soft things hard. If you have troubles in the bed room, fellas, don't be afraid to call up G-HARD, he'll end allll your troubles.
boy: "I'm sorry this normally doesn't happen to me!"
girl: "I'm sooooo sure"
boy: *under his breath* "G-HARD I need something stiff."
G-HARD MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS AND STIFFENS THINGS UP!!!! and says "NEVER FEAR! I'M HERE!!!"
then the boy and girl fuck. it was a good time :)
girl: "I'm sooooo sure"
boy: *under his breath* "G-HARD I need something stiff."
G-HARD MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS AND STIFFENS THINGS UP!!!! and says "NEVER FEAR! I'M HERE!!!"
then the boy and girl fuck. it was a good time :)
by capital pants just came out... May 27, 2011
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
Sep 8 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
