12 definitions by guy mann-dude
bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey
by guy mann-dude September 20, 2008
by guy mann-dude August 26, 2008
u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.
by guy mann-dude March 27, 2009
the first black president. many think we have not had a black president, but i tell you, warren g harding was a negro.
warren g harding kicks ass
by guy mann-dude September 20, 2008
Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.
by guy mann-dude March 27, 2009
a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.
i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.
by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009
the most overrated american institute in the world. thats right, in the WORLD. the girls are usually greasy and fat, and some of the lowest class people you can find. and the wings arnt even all that good.
by guy mann-dude September 29, 2008