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Gukster
1. Someone who gucks, meatrides, bounces, and glazes another person for anything possible.
2. A goofy little word you can call someone.
2. A goofy little word you can call someone.
Gukster by Gukstermaker11 October 19, 2023
Gunster
Someone seriously into guns and shooting, probably a member of a shooting. Someone who shoots on a regular basis.
Gunster by Gunster UK January 28, 2017
guster
A band whose support is mainly grassroots, collected through incessant touring. They aren't mainstream, and therefore aren't widely known or popular, but have an incredibly large fanbase. The members met in college and started a band, originally titled "Gus." The name was changed later to Guster, and has remained so ever since.
Guster is a kick-ass band and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Their harmonies are excellent, lyrics innovative, and didn't have to sell out to be sucessful.
They've put out several albums since their beginning in the early 90's: Parachute, Goldfly, Lost and Gone Forever, and Keep It Together. I own all four, so should you.
Guster is a kick-ass band and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Their harmonies are excellent, lyrics innovative, and didn't have to sell out to be sucessful.
They've put out several albums since their beginning in the early 90's: Parachute, Goldfly, Lost and Gone Forever, and Keep It Together. I own all four, so should you.
Kid A Who Wouldn't know good music if it hit him in the head:Hey, what's your favorite band?
Kid B Who's Awesome:Guster.
A:WTF IS GUSTER?
B:A great band, here go to their website.
A:Ewwww I hear a new sound that doesn't sound like everything else pumping out of my pop/rock radio. I HATE IT.
B:You suck. Go listen to My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, or someother piece of crap music.
A: Okay, since you told me to, I will.
Kid B Who's Awesome:Guster.
A:WTF IS GUSTER?
B:A great band, here go to their website.
A:Ewwww I hear a new sound that doesn't sound like everything else pumping out of my pop/rock radio. I HATE IT.
B:You suck. Go listen to My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, or someother piece of crap music.
A: Okay, since you told me to, I will.
guster by you smell bad January 10, 2006
Gakster
Apposed to a Plimbus, a Gakster is a creature that is NOT TO BE TRUSTED. Often described as being unpredictable, often hostile, determined, and of high intelligence.
If seen anywhere, DO NOT APPROACH.
If seen anywhere, DO NOT APPROACH.
guster
the greatest band ever, NOT from Massachusetts as many people think (they grew up outside of the state) but went to Tufts in Massachusetts so they consider themselves natives (which is cool by me!)
Guster rocks my world
guster by Ryan Newfell April 16, 2004
Guesterbate
The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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