Fwurp 

Fwurp /f-wərp/

(n.) A simultaneous Burp, Fart, and Queef.

(v.) The act of simultaneously burping, farting, and queefing.

"Hey, would you believe I fwurped 6 times today? I'm so full of air."

"Wow did you hear that!? It was like a chorus of sound coming from the same chick! She mustve fwurped."

"It smells like Eggs, Fish, and Shit here. Whats with all the fwurping going on?"

Fwurp by Turdmit November 6, 2021

flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

Three and Fourpence 

Alluding to how messages get misheard and distorted when passed down the line from one person to another. Similar to the "Telephone" game in the United States and a less racial version of the British phrase "Chinese Whispers" or the French "téléphone arable".

A story from WWI has it that the important message "Send reinforcements, we're going to advance" was passed along a series of radio operators from the front until it became "Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance".

I wasn't there myself and so this could all be a bit three and fourpence, but let me tell you what a friend of a friend who was there told him that she said...

Three and Fourpence by Stefan not Stef June 23, 2018

furphish 

Someone who is fat, lazy and/or stupid and thinks they are the most important person around.

Murphat is gone now because he was so furphish that he thought he could ride in a plane on his fat ass all day rather than work.

furphish by DmurHphaLtttt May 21, 2010

Furpile 

A furpile is when multiple furries pile on top of each other, most likely in fursuits. Furpiles are usually found randomly around conventions, mainly just for fun.

"When I saw how big the furpile was, I decided to join them."

Furpile by ttheblueberrymuffinman July 16, 2018

furphy 

Australia rumor: a rumor or piece of gossip, especially one that is not true ( slang )

Early 20th century. After the Furphy family, manufacturers of water carts (where troops swapped gossip) in Australia during World War I

Telling a furphy; Telling someone a furphy;

furphy by auchris October 12, 2006

Joe Fourpint 

The British Equivalent of Joe Sixpack; the average British guy.

While the American colonists complained about high taxes, Joe Fourpint was paying the brunt of British taxes, and at a much higher rate than Joe Sixpack.

Joe Fourpint by Bonebrake for President January 17, 2009