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Fwap fwap fwap 

1. Jerking off or calling someone else a jerk-off.

2. A motion made with the fist and forearm in a jerking manner.
"Hey Bill, Jason told me he's been fuckin your girl since you two broke up!"

"Fwap fwap fwap"
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. Describes almost accuratly the sound that wanking off makes.
2. the motion your arm makes when wanking off.
Mike: *FWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAP*
Fwap by B to the R July 4, 2003
Related Words
Fwap is a slang term for male masturbation. The origin of the word is believed to be onomatopoeic, though may be an acronym (or equally likely, a backronym) for Furiously Wanking At Porn. It is in common usage amongst the b3ta web community.
A; Where's person c
B; Oh he went to his room
A; Oh fwaping again no doubt
fwap by arseaboutface December 6, 2006
The act of slapping woman/man with a slightly erect cock.
"Hey Sue, you're not done with my BJ. I still need to fwap you across the cheek."
Fwap by joelnjessica October 30, 2013
The act of pulling out your pecker and letting it collide with any surface whilst emitting a mild thumping noise
That sumbitch over there has a perfect forehead to fwap my schlong on. Do you think she would like it?
Fwap by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
The act of hitting someone in the face with your penis. Derived from the sound it makes.
Woman: I won't be able to make it to your party tonight.
Man: *FWAP*
Woman:I do belive you hit me with your penis.
Man: Yes, I do belive I did.
Fwap by Ninja Fight September 26, 2006
to smack incessantly with a fish; the highest form of physical insultation
Mrs. Creasy and Mrs. Pruden are two individuals who most certainly should be fwapped.
fwap by JessIsTheBest December 14, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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