"Creasy" is the last name of Chris Creasy, the guy entrusted to carry on the FS legacy after Dave moved to British Columbia in January 2003. No work was done by Chris, and the site didn't resurrect until Dave returned in June of 2003. To refer to something as "creasy" is to imply incompetence or unreliability.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."