Balls that are so hairy that they're actually cute, like a pair of adorable little pets. You know you've got fuzzles if your sexual partner has neglected to put their mouth anywhere near them, but doesn't object to grooming them.

"Awwww, bless your fuzzles!"

"Dave's got fuzzles, they're so soft"

Fuzzles by MagickDio February 6, 2010

Fuzzless

Any ball with a smooth surface in comparison to tennis balls which are quite fuzzy all over. All other balls that are not tennis balls are not fuzzy, so they are fuzzless.

John Doe was comparing a tennis ball with a basketball and golf ball and he noticed the two smooth ones weren't quite fuzzless.

That ball was just plain fuzzless.

Fuzzless by SharpMist October 6, 2017

fuzzles

the warm, fuzzy feeling you get when youre talking to the person you love more than anyone in the world.

damn i was on the phone to michael all last night and i had the fuzzles!!

fuzzles by chitown chica November 6, 2005

fuzzeldud

milk duds who have been stuck on the seat of your car all summer

dude is that shit on your seat?

na man just some fuzzelduds

fuzzeldud by skye bird May 4, 2005

fuzzlesmack

The name of a dirty late night cartoon character that pisses off the Fuzz women of downtown smashlin. He routinely "searches" women with daddy issues out of the local pub called "smack-it". However due to fuzzles unique approach to women (seriously there's a book about it), his only tailtold sign that a women said "no!" is the quick flash as he ducks to avoid the famous 'Fuzzlesmack' as the off duty Fuzz women suddenly then stelleto's him to the ground... "I remmember you!"

a very stupid man getting Fuzzlesmacked by women!

fuzzlesmack by bexie91 February 5, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026