Futson

An extremely large vagina, or someone with an extremely large vagina.

Guy 1: So, how was Amy?

Guy 2: She's a futson, dude. I almost got lost down there.

by TGBU August 29, 2009

Futoon

(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".

" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"

by ALHIL April 16, 2019

captain futon

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.

Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...

by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011

Fursona

The 'persona' of an anthro artist-- the artist personified as a character in their art.

An anthro or 'furry' is an anthropomorphic animal-- that is, an animal that has human traits, or a human that has animal traits (ears, tail, fur, etc.)

A fursona is the artist's representation of themself as a furry.

"People are always giving me giftart... most of the time they draw my fursona for me!"

by truthfulone November 28, 2003

Fursona

What a furry makes to represent them. It can be of a range of animals. Some of those are: Dogs, cats, wolves, horses, dragons etc.

Furry 1: Hey, whats your fursona animal? Furry 2: Oh, mines a wolf.

by xanspanky May 29, 2018

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008