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captain futon
n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
captain futon by randomness42467 February 21, 2009
Futon Time
Futon Time by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011
Fursona
The 'persona' of an anthro artist-- the artist personified as a character in their art.
An anthro or 'furry' is an anthropomorphic animal-- that is, an animal that has human traits, or a human that has animal traits (ears, tail, fur, etc.)
A fursona is the artist's representation of themself as a furry.
An anthro or 'furry' is an anthropomorphic animal-- that is, an animal that has human traits, or a human that has animal traits (ears, tail, fur, etc.)
A fursona is the artist's representation of themself as a furry.
Fursona by truthfulone November 28, 2003
Human Futon
A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
Human Futon by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008
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