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when someone is about to say fuck and notices an adult around and tries to rephrase

AHHHHHH F-" *ADULT WALKS IN* "FUTS!

futs by futsmaster January 13, 2011

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nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003

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nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

nucking futs by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

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nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

nucking futs by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

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nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

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knucken futs

Twisted way to say Fucking Nuts. Can be used to describe funny as well as psychotic crazy.

That bitch isn't just crazy, shes knucken futs!

Ive never laughed so hard, that dude is knucken futs!

knucken futs by UKSweetness March 1, 2008

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nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

nucking futs by anonymous guest March 3, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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