futs 

when someone is about to say fuck and notices an adult around and tries to rephrase

AHHHHHH F-" *ADULT WALKS IN* "FUTS!

futs by futsmaster January 13, 2011

nucking futs 

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003

nucking futs 

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

nucking futs by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

nucking futs 

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

nucking futs by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

nucking futs 

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

knucken futs 

Twisted way to say Fucking Nuts. Can be used to describe funny as well as psychotic crazy.

That bitch isn't just crazy, shes knucken futs!

Ive never laughed so hard, that dude is knucken futs!

knucken futs by UKSweetness March 1, 2008

nucking futs 

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

nucking futs by anonymous guest March 3, 2008