futs

when someone is about to say fuck and notices an adult around and tries to rephrase

AHHHHHH F-" *ADULT WALKS IN* "FUTS!

by futsmaster January 13, 2011

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003

nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

knucken futs

Twisted way to say Fucking Nuts. Can be used to describe funny as well as psychotic crazy.

That bitch isn't just crazy, shes knucken futs!

Ive never laughed so hard, that dude is knucken futs!

by UKSweetness March 1, 2008

nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

by anonymous guest March 3, 2008