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A turd that is covered by fur due to shedding

Dude, is that a furturd?
Yeah dude, it's a turd covered in fur

Furturd by Lumalawin April 25, 2015

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Furture

When your dumbass co-worker can't spell future.

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Furture by Shabonte January 5, 2020

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Furtard

a stupi furry

Hey did you know Cosmo is a furtard?
Cosmo: nigga moment

Furtard by furtard101 June 25, 2020

Furture

Success which is acheived through hard work, perseverance, and the help of good friends.

Want nothing Furture Nothing. Furture my ass, I'm going to win the lottery.

Furture by SpgeBBSqPnts August 5, 2009

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farturd

When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.

-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!

farturd by Teh Azn October 21, 2010

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furture

Furniture you plan on purchasing sometime in the future.

When we move out of this refrigerator box and into our own house, the furture we buy will be awesome!

furture by homelesswarrior July 20, 2010

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futurd

Future poo...any type of food you can think of... it all goes down the same hole

I cant wait to crap out this big bowl of futurd!!!

futurd by DjJehuty August 13, 2014

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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