Furturd

A turd that is covered by fur due to shedding

Dude, is that a furturd?
Yeah dude, it's a turd covered in fur

by Lumalawin April 25, 2015

Furture

When your dumbass co-worker can't spell future.

Furture Loaner Vehicle

by Shabonte January 5, 2020

Furtard

a stupi furry

Hey did you know Cosmo is a furtard?
Cosmo: nigga moment

by furtard101 June 25, 2020

Furture

Success which is acheived through hard work, perseverance, and the help of good friends.

Want nothing Furture Nothing. Furture my ass, I'm going to win the lottery.

by SpgeBBSqPnts August 5, 2009

farturd

When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.

-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!

by Teh Azn October 21, 2010

furture

Furniture you plan on purchasing sometime in the future.

When we move out of this refrigerator box and into our own house, the furture we buy will be awesome!

by homelesswarrior July 20, 2010

futurd

Future poo...any type of food you can think of... it all goes down the same hole

I cant wait to crap out this big bowl of futurd!!!

by DjJehuty August 13, 2014