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fuckophiliac 

Someone who loves to fuck so much that they totally fuck their lives up in the process of living.
My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.
fuckophiliac by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2021

Formophilia 

n. joy, elation, and sometimes sexual arousal caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. People affected often find themselves drawn to filling out papers for others.
"Tim has formophilia so bad he insists on filling out the cards in the magazines even though he never sends them in"
Formophilia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.
drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx
furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013

furnophiliac 

someone who likes having sex with furniture
maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost

Furrophobia 

The fear of furries. Not to be confused with discrimination against furries.
Johnathan has furrophobia.

Ferrophillia

Definition: strong attraction or love for iron or metallic materials, including metallic-looking objects.

Etymology: Ferro- from Latin, meaning iron. -phillia from Greek, meaning love, attraction
I think I have ferrophillia. / I think I might be a ferrophile / I can't stop having ferrophillic thoughts.