furniphilia

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013

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forniphilia

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.

Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?

forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

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furniphilia • forniphilia • furnophiliac • Fornipilia • Furrophilia

furnophiliac

someone who likes having sex with furniture

maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost

furnophiliac by sellinchocolate June 29, 2010

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Fornipilia

If you really want to know about fornipilia, there’s an absolute wealth of it on Tumblr, but we won’t link directly here because a lot of it’s a bit rude. What’s it all about? Furniture, that’s what. But not people getting off on doing laps around IKEA. 'Human furniture' is an extreme form of bondage, where the submissive behaves like a table/chair/chest of drawers/other, usually whilst their dom sits on them or rests a brew on them or polishes them with beeswax or something

Jen and jerry like fornipilia they have werid taste

Fornipilia by Hunter of the lore February 16, 2021

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Furrophilia

The sexual attraction or extreme fondness of furries/anthropomorphic animals.

He was attracted to furries and clearly had furrophilia.

Furrophilia by AlternateAlt April 2, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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