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when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.
drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx
by soma689 April 25, 2013
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