Furromones

When your snatch fur naturally grows faster to court a desirable partner.

Friend 1: I think he’s the one.

Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!

Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!

Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024