Furromones

When your snatch fur naturally grows faster to court a desirable partner.

Friend 1: I think he’s the one.

Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!

Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!

Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024

Furamones

The mysterious chemical substance emanating from male dog owners, which surreptitiously draws unsuspecting females closer to both canine and owner. Flirtation and/or coitus frequently ensues.

The ladies been all over my nutz ever since I got this dog! It must be the furamones cuz I sure as hell aint got no tang before now!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010

furmones

The scent human pet owners give off that bonds their pets to them.

Cat Mom speaking to her cat: “Pretty boy, why do you love me so much?”

Cat’s thoughts: “It’s your furmones that I love!”

by AGRODEO December 24, 2024