An omelette with one sunny-side-up egg in the middle, allowing the runny egg to explode out the sides to dip your omelette in. Plated without folding, then folded on the serving plate and lastly applying pressure to the middle. Bomb!
by sci-isms January 01, 2023
I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.
by sci-isms January 09, 2024
When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
by sci-isms June 12, 2023
by sci-isms June 07, 2025
My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.
by sci-isms May 26, 2025
Friend 1: I think he’s the one.
Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!
Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!
Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.
Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!
Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!
Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.
by sci-isms January 09, 2024
Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.
by sci-isms May 09, 2019