Furromones

When your snatch fur naturally grows faster to court a desirable partner.

Friend 1: I think he’s the one.

Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!

Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!

Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.

by sci-isms January 08, 2024

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.

I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.

by sci-isms January 08, 2024

Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.

My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.

by sci-isms June 11, 2023

Farbonate

Using farts for carbonation

We were out of seltzer for the party, so I downed some beans and then farbonated the water.

by sci-isms June 07, 2025