furmones
Cat Mom speaking to her cat: “Pretty boy, why do you love me so much?”
Cat’s thoughts: “It’s your furmones that I love!”
Cat’s thoughts: “It’s your furmones that I love!”
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Furamones
The mysterious chemical substance emanating from male dog owners, which surreptitiously draws unsuspecting females closer to both canine and owner. Flirtation and/or coitus frequently ensues.
The ladies been all over my nutz ever since I got this dog! It must be the furamones cuz I sure as hell aint got no tang before now!!!
Furamones by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010
formones
a mixture of pheromones and hormones put together to create a massive amount of horniness or sexual activity.
My formones were so intense that I felt like I was going to cum in my pants.
Scott's formones got a hold of him when the hot asian with tight pants walked in the room.
Ruby's could sense the formones of her hot lesbian girlfriend as she reached up her dress.
Putting off you formones is an easy way to let someone know you want to have sex.
Scott's formones got a hold of him when the hot asian with tight pants walked in the room.
Ruby's could sense the formones of her hot lesbian girlfriend as she reached up her dress.
Putting off you formones is an easy way to let someone know you want to have sex.
formones by Alicemonroe February 18, 2010
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)