furjob

Similar to a handjob, but furrier

That bearish man over there just got a furjob in the corner!

furjob by elduque May 6, 2009

Furjob

Like any 'job,' furjob entails learning about masturbation and girls through the art of pre-pubescent feelings and snugginess.

"I furjobbed a night of eigth-grade madness thanks to an up and coming play of Cats"

"I swore that when I reached driving age I would head strictly over to Linen's n' Things to buy my grade-A masturbation kit."

Furjob by dhcmay September 8, 2009

fujobait 

Typically used in the anime community. Fujobait refers to content that has explicit or implicit homosexual relationships between men. The word fujobait comes from the word fujoshi, which describes women that explicitly watch these kind of shows/movies.

"I really like the story and character developement in the anime Yuri on Ice. It's so deep and meaningful!"
"You sure? I think it's just fujobait."

fujobait by captainmoregain March 23, 2023

Furbjob

The act of inserting the tip of your penis into the mouth of a furby toy.

Jack: Have you ever gotten a furbjob?
Mike: yeah, I'm getting one right now, but its not as satisfying as your cock.
Furby: yummmm.

Furbjob by niggerasfuck May 16, 2009

boo boo furooboo 

A nice ass. Term commonly used by 50 year old white men raised in the hood

J.J: "Damn you see that girls ass"
Pig: "Yeah she got that boo boo furooboo!"

boo boo furooboo by Wolfpack614 August 29, 2019

fujobait 

Queer baiting but for Fujoshis.

Pers 1: Hey, have you watched Banana Fish?
Pers 2: Omg, yes I hated how the fujobaited the main couple.
Pers 3: It's still a good representation of LGBTQ+ characters...
Pers 2: I hate it cause the 2 main boys didn't fuck.

fujobait by JuicyBunnygirl May 5, 2021

furjonk

A hairy ass

ughh check out the furjonk on her!

furjonk by furjonkadonk June 1, 2009