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Furjob
Like any 'job,' furjob entails learning about masturbation and girls through the art of pre-pubescent feelings and snugginess.
"I furjobbed a night of eigth-grade madness thanks to an up and coming play of Cats"
"I swore that when I reached driving age I would head strictly over to Linen's n' Things to buy my grade-A masturbation kit."
"I swore that when I reached driving age I would head strictly over to Linen's n' Things to buy my grade-A masturbation kit."
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fujobait
Typically used in the anime community. Fujobait refers to content that has explicit or implicit homosexual relationships between men. The word fujobait comes from the word fujoshi, which describes women that explicitly watch these kind of shows/movies.
"I really like the story and character developement in the anime Yuri on Ice. It's so deep and meaningful!"
"You sure? I think it's just fujobait."
"You sure? I think it's just fujobait."
fujobait by captainmoregain March 23, 2023
Furbjob
Jack: Have you ever gotten a furbjob?
Mike: yeah, I'm getting one right now, but its not as satisfying as your cock.
Furby: yummmm.
Mike: yeah, I'm getting one right now, but its not as satisfying as your cock.
Furby: yummmm.
Furbjob by niggerasfuck May 16, 2009
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boo boo furooboo by Wolfpack614 August 29, 2019
fujobait
Queer baiting but for Fujoshis.
Pers 1: Hey, have you watched Banana Fish?
Pers 2: Omg, yes I hated how the fujobaited the main couple.
Pers 3: It's still a good representation of LGBTQ+ characters...
Pers 2: I hate it cause the 2 main boys didn't fuck.
Pers 2: Omg, yes I hated how the fujobaited the main couple.
Pers 3: It's still a good representation of LGBTQ+ characters...
Pers 2: I hate it cause the 2 main boys didn't fuck.
fujobait by JuicyBunnygirl May 5, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026