Furida 

The term "furida" is used to denote everything extreme. Extreme nationalism and patriotism, but not necessarily Castro fascism. It is generally seen as a derogatory — yet humorous — way to describe most Floridians: eccentric, Latin, plastic surgery producing, alligator wielding, thong-loving, Disney riding, drag racing, orange picking, A/C obsessing et. al.

“Do NOT shoot your weapon at the hurricane, sir.”

Lol. Furida.

Furida by amsland July 27, 2021

Friday Night Bath Night 

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.

Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

Friday Night Bath Night by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

friday office 

The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.

Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.

friday office by OGHM March 2, 2018

black friday 

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.

Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO

black friday by AKewlName November 29, 2013

black friday 

a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.

guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.

black friday by 1-800retards united November 26, 2013

Friday Privilege 

The privilege to beat your step twins as recompense for being with their mother.

Sorry, I'm late because I was finishing up my Friday privilege. Those red-headed kids wouldn't hold still.

Friday Privilege by Quotes Farmer June 7, 2019

Farida 

Farida,nicest person you will ever meet, will sacrifice everything to make you happy, you're lucky to have one in your life, her smile lights up the room, just a glance at her will make you feel better.

Farida is bold and unique, has a strong and great personality, she isn't tricked that easily. She won't run around chasing you either hello or goodbye.

Farida is a beautiful positive person.

Farida isn't scared of speaking her mind.

She wants what she wants and she will do almost anything to get it.

Fiesty from the outside but yet so sweet from the inside.

Farida is bubbly and cute.

She's fun and she lights up the mood, farida is so hyper sometimes, she's always exited.

Farida wants the best for her friends and family.

Farida is smart and intelligent.

FARIDA IS GREAAATTT.
lucky to have.

-yo look over there

-what, woaah who's that
-thats farida

-wow

Farida by Jennycool2082 June 6, 2018