Fuquin

The combination of a fuck boi, a stripper, and a penguin. A mythical creature as unknown as the jackalope or Manbearpig.

"Man I think I saw a fuquin and lived to tell the tale."

Fuquin by Murgle May 8, 2018

Fuquin

(N). A public nuisance. Only can be performed by the Panamian, Banana Man: Joaquin Tahta.

Ex. Stop Fuquin, don't take your shoes off in AP Physics Class to attack us with the scent of your feet.

Fuquin by Fuquin February 21, 2023

Fuquin

(n) A public nuisance. The act can only be performed by the Banana eating monkey — Joaquin Tahta.

Ex) Stop Fuquin, taking your shoes off in the Physics lab, attacking everyone with your scent.

Fuquin by Fuquin February 21, 2023

fuquaint

That awkward stage when a person isn't really close enough to be a friend, yet not distant enough to be an acquaintance.

--can be used as a verb, noun, adjective.. pretty much whatever--

That cute boy and I talked in class today. I think we're fuquaints now.

When I saw her with my other friends, I really wanted to fuquaint that girl.

That guy is nice to everyone, yet never hangs with us.. He's very fuquaintable.

fuquaint by arabqurlswaq December 16, 2011

fuquency

Frequency of fucking.

Joe's been a real grouch since his wife got that new job... their fuquency must have gone way down.

fuquency by phuse August 19, 2010

fuqking 

A slang used mainly on Instant Messaging services, in which the q is replaced with the g to give the impression that the female is not at all serious about what she is saying and in fact thinks that it is cute.

It also causes emotional distress to males that see it for the first time. It gives the impression that your monitor is broken due to the fact that a q seems like an unfinished g.

It causes stress in the eyes.

omgeeee thats so fuqking cutee!

fuqking by dennisd95 January 19, 2009

Fuquilibrium

Economic state in which loose fiscal and monetary policy have been tapped to the limit and are now powerless to move the performance needle. Economic theorists surmise that at the point of fuquilibrium, politicians resort to forcibly taking money from taxpayers and simply handing it to their buddies.

Bernanke and Paulson have succeeded in getting this country into a serious state of economic fuquilibrium.

Fuquilibrium by Weltzy January 27, 2009