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fuckthisshit 

a state of disgruntlement towards immediate actions from interaction with other humanoids, generally when one first awakens from his/her/its daily sleep.
Max wakes up, Erica enters the room.

Erica: Honey, the bong broke, and your boss called and told me you were fired, and the tow truck took the car away, and there was an eviction notice in the mail today.

Max: Fuckthisshit.
fuckthisshit by seenthelight July 2, 2008

Funkstress 

A funky, sassy, hip female. Usually a badass sense of style and everything else.
Wow, i like your style, you're a funkstress.
Funkstress by fdb7 March 27, 2011

fucktress 

adj. A sexy beast that loves to get all slutty.
n. Sassy
That Sassy... I mean damn. Did you see her draped in that flag? She's such a fucktress.
fucktress by Bob W April 3, 2006
An extremely intelligent female, gifted in the ways of social interactions. Very likely to have large groups of raving fans and swarms of followers doting on every word that falls from her lips.
Person A: Wow, that girl over there has about 50 guys trying to ask her to dinner.

Person B: Which one?

Person A: The one over there, proving the Gram-Schmidt process on the white board over there in Hesburgh.

Person B: Oh I see. She is quite the funktress, indeed.
funktress by Infiniti McDougal December 7, 2012

Funtristing 

Quidditch looks really Funtristing.
Funtristing by Owenbi_Wan September 4, 2015

Fucktisserie 

When the fuckery keeps going around and around.
Today has been 8 hours on a large fucktisserie. Time to go home.
Fucktisserie by Dainmatenurse June 11, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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