Funktriss

A hot young girl who is hip and urban --with better style than most actresses, that leads a really cool life which leaves other females jealous.

That funktriss is too hot for this place, look at all the other females hating on her.

by Cara DeGregorio December 16, 2005

fuckthisshit

a state of disgruntlement towards immediate actions from interaction with other humanoids, generally when one first awakens from his/her/its daily sleep.

Max wakes up, Erica enters the room.

Erica: Honey, the bong broke, and your boss called and told me you were fired, and the tow truck took the car away, and there was an eviction notice in the mail today.

Max: Fuckthisshit.

by seenthelight July 2, 2008

Funkstress

A funky, sassy, hip female. Usually a badass sense of style and everything else.

Wow, i like your style, you're a funkstress.

by fdb7 March 27, 2011

fucktress

adj. A sexy beast that loves to get all slutty.
n. Sassy

That Sassy... I mean damn. Did you see her draped in that flag? She's such a fucktress.

by Bob W April 3, 2006

funktress

An extremely intelligent female, gifted in the ways of social interactions. Very likely to have large groups of raving fans and swarms of followers doting on every word that falls from her lips.

Person A: Wow, that girl over there has about 50 guys trying to ask her to dinner.

Person B: Which one?

Person A: The one over there, proving the Gram-Schmidt process on the white board over there in Hesburgh.

Person B: Oh I see. She is quite the funktress, indeed.

by Infiniti McDougal December 7, 2012

Funtristing

Fun and interesting

Quidditch looks really Funtristing.

by Owenbi_Wan September 4, 2015

Fucktisserie

When the fuckery keeps going around and around.

Today has been 8 hours on a large fucktisserie. Time to go home.

by Dainmatenurse June 11, 2018