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Buckley Fuckley 

When you dip your dick in Buckleys cough syrup and get a blowjob
She had a soar throat so I gave that bitch the Buckley Fuckley and we both felt better
Buckley Fuckley by DevonBuckley September 22, 2011

funkle wits 

He is always messing up...what a funkle wits.
funkle wits by Justjme August 4, 2017

Funkle Dunkle 

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.
“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”
Ugly or unfavorable.
That girl is so funkly.
Your behavior is very funkly.
Your face is very funkly.
That rock is very funkly.
That hobo is very funkly.
I'm feeling funkly!
We should run funklily.
funkly by ginEtehReblé August 25, 2009
A fake uncle. It is a man that is not actually related to you at all, but that you call uncle anyways. Initially, you did not know that he is not actually your uncle. Funkles can be really cool or really creepy, there is usually no in-between.
Mindy: "You mean Uncle Joey isn't actually your mom or dad's brother?"
Elizabeth: "No, he's just my funkle."
Funkle by theoffice222 April 8, 2009

ganklesaurus funkle 

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,
I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt