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Funkle Dunkle 

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.
I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.
Funkle Dunkle by a human beeing April 30, 2020

finkle dinkle 

A term used for when you want to have sex right at the moment.
finkle dinkle by Irukandji12 December 24, 2007

finkle dinkle 

A chode full of sperm bumbs and other penises growing
J BOMB had a finkle dinkle!!!!!!
finkle dinkle by Jackson hill1 September 28, 2011

Fuckle me Duckles 

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.
Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.
Fuckle me Duckles by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018

Funkletunkle

Smoothie created by blending a mixture of anal excrement and orally regurgitated fluids, usually dyed or scented to be disguised as a normal drink.
“Hey, you wanna make a funkletunkle with me and serve it at the local restaurant?”
Funkletunkle by Reely841 April 23, 2024

funkletunkle

Smoothie created by blending a mixture of anal excrement and orally regurgitated fluids, usually dyed or scented to be disguised as a normal drink.
“You wanna serve up a funkletunkle at the nearest restaurant?”
funkletunkle by Reely841 April 24, 2024
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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