Fungent

some big old bastard that plays roblox games and gets NO BITCHES aka called matt.

Stranger: “Hey have you seen Fungent?”
Me: “Oh yeah that kid who plays roblox and gets NO BITCHES, Yeah he went over there.”

by Fungent March 11, 2022

funkentelechy

Literally, "the actualization of the Funk, rather than its potential." Its something about the music that gets into your soul. It is what powers the bop gun. It is the antithesis of the Placebo Syndrome

In other words, its when the music reaches its ultimate climax and becomes the best that it can be, a power so strong that no force on earth can stop it. Everyone must get up and dance. Dance I say, dance!

Funkentelechy is what puts a glide and your stride and a dip in your hip.

by Mav March 16, 2004

Chicken Funget

First, buy any number of chicken nuggets from any fast food restaurant. Once you have the nuggets, you take them to the bathroom and take all of the insides of the nugget out and eat them. With the remaining shell of the nugget, you wipe it on the filthiest toilet seat, shit and everything. Next, take the nugget and release a fat, warm, creamy load into the nice soft breading and close the rest. Hide this nugget somewhere in the bathroom where no one will find it and come back to it the next week. Now that you have the moldy, cum filled, shit-stained nugget, put it in a mix of another box of nuggets, and give it to a friend.

I'm going to leave a chicken funget for Sarah later
I'm gonna come back tomorrow and grab this chicken funget I left.

by 2Genders October 3, 2019

funtential

The potential for fun. A measure (qualitative or quantitative) of the expected fun for a given activity.

the funtential of a keg and kiddie pool is much higher than the funtential of some O'Douls and a spa pass.

by Jeff, Scott, and Chris (via Kyle) January 23, 2006

Fungenda

When you're agenda for the day is filled with fun activities and events.

Dude, tomorrow I got the best fungenda going; Going out for breakfast, then we're going paintballing, and then movies later that night with the girl-then back to my place!

by Coinedtheterm. April 20, 2009

fugnent

fucking + ignorant.
To be so ignorant, people must say "fucking" infront of it to truely capture how dense one is.
"Fugnent" is born out of a need to say it even faster, so as not to dwell on the clueless person.

fugnance: the act or being fugnent.

"That Tiara-girl, she's so fugnent, she doesn't even realise no one likes her!"
"How fugnent are you, Matt? You can't name yourself on Urban Dictionary!"
"Racists are so fugnent."

by le fou July 26, 2006

fugent

replaces a curse word around adults

what the fugent

by p digglet October 25, 2010