Funfatti

the act of getting obese from consuming too many funfetti cookies at one time because they are so delicious!!!!

naomi: margo, you are such a funfatti!!
margo: it's not my fault! these cookies are so addicting!!

by eeNiManiMonee January 23, 2011

funfetti

1. noun; slang for male ejaculate

2. noun; a delicious cake mix distributed by Pilsbury

1. Jill: "So, last night Brain sprayed his funfetti all over my titties."
John: "Hot damn."

2. I made my friend funfetti for her birthday.

by Captain Pixie August 12, 2009

Funfetti Blowjob

While receiving oral from a partner a male says "HEY" and as their mate looks up to see what is the matter, He throws confetti in their face then commences to punch them in the face

Wes; Kay why do u have the black eye

Kay; Wayne got me with a funfetti blowjob last night

by Wes7710 December 27, 2010

funfettied

Originaly done by kids in Iowa who got bored with cow tiping and needed something to do in the winter months. They used long strips of paper and covered someones car. Then using a small water sprayer they froze them on. Resulting in a pinata like appearance on the car.

(Dude1) Marks car looks like a pinata.
(Dude2)Ya Jony Nathan and Hunter funfettied his car.
(Dude1)Bad Ass

by Jony Walker January 20, 2009

Funfetti

When you give someone a semen facial and then throw rainbow sprinkles into the semen on their face making them look like funfetti cake

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend thought we were going to bake a cake before I showed her what funfetti really was

by Cdamms July 21, 2023

Funfetti Wepp

When you are getting a blow job and are about to cum. Yell out "surprise bitch" and cram your dick in her eye as you ejaculate.

I'm funna funfetti wepp this "again"

by 81L0Wlife September 25, 2016

funfactic

a fact or event that does not seem to be of colossal importance yet it brings a smile, a shiver or positivity and/or makes your moment when you think about it

"theres so many funfactic moments i recall, so far away in some nonexistent past. the smile they still give me is such a nice way how memory can work. like kissing you in an empty moonlit alleyway, touching your hair, the shiver of stroking your face while at the same time fearing to love you then lose you, or that night i saw you sitting and i approached you and i didnt know what to say but i didnt want to go coz i felt there was no better place to be but you were always acting so cool and not helping me a bit making me do all the work while knowing that you liked me too" 🖤

by Krkič August 2, 2019