Fumbletini 

When something is fucked, fumbled, or messed up.

"Mate that piss is fumbletini"

Fumbletini by Buddybodbod January 18, 2024

Fumbledini 

An individual or a group of individuals who fumble the baggini way too often until it becomes a specific characteristic.

Oh man Americans are such fumbledinis. They literally financed the weapons of the moudjahidines so they could fight against the Soviet Union and after that the moudjahidines turned against the US and fought them with the same weapons.

Fumbledini by OGFumbledini December 26, 2021

Fuckletini

A fuckletini is a drink made from a shot of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee whiskey and the breast milk and squirt from a woman, preferably goth or Asian Latina.

Hey bartender, I’ll take one fuckletini please and thank you. Actually make that two if she’s hydrated well enough.

Fuckletini by KvvntFukker420 December 18, 2025

e-fumblating 

To randomly depress motherboard keys - click ikons - in the vain hope of a successful outcome .

What an e-fumblating idiot ! .

e-fumblating by P D SMITH October 16, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019