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go full mayonnaise 

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To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.
Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.

fullmoon 

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When someone bends all the way over (usually to pick something up) and their butt is high in the air, facing you.
girl bends over to pick something up
guy: fullmoon!
girl blushes
fullmoon by hkwyllis April 27, 2007

Fullmoonbill

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When a person inserts a foam dart into his anus
john-look at that kid that darts so far up his ass!

jamal-yeah hes totally fullmoonbilling it
Fullmoonbill by dilliam August 30, 2010

Fullmoontoilet

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The act of leaving urine and/or feces in the toilet by an Indian parent based on superstition of the full moon, told to them by a lazy and/or dying parent, as an excuse for laziness for not flushing the toilet. The guilty parent will tell the child that to ward off negative effects of the full moon, they had to leave waste in the toilet as a sacrifice, and the kids must clean it up. This superstition is usually shared among the most uneducated population of India, and the children who were victims of the excuse often believe it and carry it into adulthood when they don't flush.
Dude, my dad fullmoontoileted last night. He keeps ranting that he had to do it to save us from narak, but the real Armageddon is in the toilet right now, and he expects me to flush it. Why can't we just go to the temple like a normal family to ward off evil. Wtf...
Fullmoontoilet by DevilTrigger June 16, 2019

Fullmoon Arrival 

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When a man ejaculates on an elderly woman's corpse that's been freshly dug up on a full moon.
Bruh, did you see the obituary? I'd give her a fullmoon arrival!
Fullmoon Arrival by Xpi_Piper September 9, 2021

Fullmoon Arrival 

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When a man ejaculates on a elderly woman's freshly dug up body, on a full moon.
"Bruh- Did you see the obituary? Check the lunar calendar and grab the shovel, we're going to the cemetery! We're giving grandma a fullmoon arrival tonight."
Fullmoon Arrival by Xpi_Piper September 12, 2021
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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