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go full mayonnaise 

To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.
Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.

fullmoon 

When someone bends all the way over (usually to pick something up) and their butt is high in the air, facing you.
girl bends over to pick something up
guy: fullmoon!
girl blushes
fullmoon by hkwyllis April 27, 2007

Fullmoonbill

When a person inserts a foam dart into his anus
john-look at that kid that darts so far up his ass!

jamal-yeah hes totally fullmoonbilling it
Fullmoonbill by dilliam August 30, 2010

Fullmoontoilet

The act of leaving urine and/or feces in the toilet by an Indian parent based on superstition of the full moon, told to them by a lazy and/or dying parent, as an excuse for laziness for not flushing the toilet. The guilty parent will tell the child that to ward off negative effects of the full moon, they had to leave waste in the toilet as a sacrifice, and the kids must clean it up. This superstition is usually shared among the most uneducated population of India, and the children who were victims of the excuse often believe it and carry it into adulthood when they don't flush.
Dude, my dad fullmoontoileted last night. He keeps ranting that he had to do it to save us from narak, but the real Armageddon is in the toilet right now, and he expects me to flush it. Why can't we just go to the temple like a normal family to ward off evil. Wtf...
Fullmoontoilet by DevilTrigger June 16, 2019

Fullmoon Arrival 

When a man ejaculates on an elderly woman's corpse that's been freshly dug up on a full moon.
Bruh, did you see the obituary? I'd give her a fullmoon arrival!
Fullmoon Arrival by Xpi_Piper September 9, 2021

Fullmoon Arrival 

When a man ejaculates on a elderly woman's freshly dug up body, on a full moon.
"Bruh- Did you see the obituary? Check the lunar calendar and grab the shovel, we're going to the cemetery! We're giving grandma a fullmoon arrival tonight."
Fullmoon Arrival by Xpi_Piper September 12, 2021