Fug it

another phrase for "fuck it". when you are not mad enough to say fuck it or when you just dont give a fuck. idgaf, FUG IT.

oh shit, my hooker girlfriend just bitch slapped me!!! ima let her pimp slap my ass next time, fug it.

by chad bro master October 9, 2011

Fug it

A term used to describe when you first wake up, you realize you have nothing to do that day, and you decide to stay ugly because you're to lazy to get pretty. You determine that no one is going to see you today so you don't get dressed, brush your hair, or anything else to make yourself look better. When you wake up and say "Fuck it, I'm gonna be fugly today".

When Brad woke up and realized he had 2 days off in a row he said to himself "I have nothing to do, I'm just gonna fug it, put on pj pants, and Netflix DR.Who."

by ToadSparx July 7, 2011

tax fugitive

Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon

Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online

by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020

Fugitive

A game created in Saratoga, CA that traditionally takes place in the Golden Triangle but can be applied to any suburban area. Fugitive involves anywhere from 10-25 high school kids, usually upperclassmen. The point of the game is to run from one central place (such as a school) to another central place (such as a local store) while other players chase the runners in cars. The rules are simple, no taking major roads, no cheating, runners get a several minute head start, and you must make it to your final destination in under 45 minutes. Fugitive games always take place at nighttime or anytime when it’s dark. Jumping into random yards, hiding in bushes, and trying to camouflage in shadows are the norm. The runners usually win as it only takes one runner to constitute a victory for the runners. The drivers typically have another person riding with them in the car. Their job is to jump out and tag the runner or call out his/her name if they are clearly identifiable. Once a runner is tagged or called out, they join the driver and ride in the car until the end of the game. Unfortunately, many Fugitive games end up being cut short by the arrival of the cops as some residents see the kids and mistake them for burglars or shady people trying to rob them. If the cops come, they usually come in force, three to four squad cars is not uncommon. Sometimes they'll let you go, other times they'll take names down.

Guy: Hey, do you want to play Fugitive? I've got about 15 people going already.
Girl: Yeah sure, that sounds like fun.

Cop: What the hell are you kids doing? Curfew is 11:00.
Guy 1: Sorry officer, we were playing a game.
Cop: Well that's not what it looked like, we already sent a chopper up to scan the area from Moffet Field.
Guy 2: Bullshit.

by VonClippings (L.A.B.) January 27, 2006

fugitive sex

Two people with felony warrants having sex while running from the law.

Let's have some fugitive sex

by sugarlips6988 May 15, 2019

country fugitive

A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.

Adam: Where are you from?

Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.

by CleffedUp March 14, 2010

Hempus Fugit

That pot-induced feeling of time loss (which is really just short-term memory loss).

I can't believe that no one thought of this before. Probably they did, but, you know, hempus fugit.

by Linus Oxenfarter February 15, 2018