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funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person
She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.
funitch by nakedcube April 14, 2008
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fuglitch 

Fat + Ugly + Bitch. An extention on the word 'fugly' to include the class of fugly people, the majority of which are also bitches.
Look at that pack of Fuglitches waddling into Coldstone.
fuglitch by LauraKay March 9, 2006
n. Contraction of Fag Bitch. Used to describe one who is more Fag than Bitch (whereas a Bitch Fag generally refers to one who is more bitch than fag.

Fagitch has come into popular use amongst schoolies, to describe those who leave the celebrations early.
That Robert kid left schoolies to play WoW! What a Fagitch!
Fagitch by longhairedbrigade February 28, 2007
A term for a bitchy couple where the guy is a FAG and the girl is a BITCH. When combined they shall be "Fagitch".
Fuckin' fagitch stole my booze and took off

Fagitch is fuckin in my room, which I paid for.
Fagitch by XoltriX January 2, 2011

Fuglitch 

Its the total mix between Fucking & ugly & bitch. One word to say it all.
- Lauren is a fuglitch.

- Oh yes! Nothing else so say.
Fuglitch by Sea Hunter May 28, 2018
IS a person who is a Fag and a Bitch at the same time.
Why is jhonny Being A faggot and a Bitch Thus being a Fagitch
Fagitch by Punisher 711 April 5, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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