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fegaloompa

Generally a small female (or homosexual male) caked in layers of makeup until they are orange or look like a oompaloompa.

Usually found in the west of scotland towards glasgw and most commonly in people from Ferguslie, Paisley.
Ex.1 eww look at the amount of makeup on that fegaloompa.
Ex.2 dude shes a pure fegaloompa
fegaloompa by JordanLeft March 10, 2010
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Fungalitus 

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020
Both free and legal
Last Sunday, I enjoyed the legit fregal orange juice at my hotel.

Homework should not be fregal.
Fregal by rubbersoulXD April 2, 2010

fungal tunnel

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.
1. Mike accidentally put his dick in a fungal tunnel. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.
fungal tunnel by vagdoc October 13, 2011

Fungal Slut

A sweaty, sexually promiscuous woman that suffers from severe fungal infections due to sexual transmission or poor hygiene.
Kate is a smelly fungal slut; she has mold growing out of her armpits.
Fungal Slut by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021

fungal friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.
I am looking to hook up with people who are fungal friendly for some serious partying.
fungal friendly by Ncy January 7, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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